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Sir Jackson II
SirJacksonII
User spazyak
Gender Male
Age Too stupid to remember
Profession
Role Idiot Knight
First Mission 25
Missions Survived 2
Reason assigned to HMRC Bureaucrat's joke
Status Dead


Is a member of the CSU.

AppearanceEdit

At Character CreationEdit

A drooling buffoon who insists on being called a knight. Has fine long brown hair and blue eyes.

Current, Out of ArmourEdit

Wearing a Cape and Crown worthy of a Baron. He has wings on his back.

In ArmourEdit

A man in a standard MCP-I with a heavy industrial exoskeleton over it. The left leg of the exoskeleton is wire frame and quite tough. There are jump jets on the back. His helmet looks like an knights helmet

He is wielding a weapon that resembles a cross between sword, spear, and laser rifle. He has a shield made from a drop pod door in his off hand, which has a camera on the front and a datapad on the back acting as a viewing screen, and the White Circle of Algis inscribed on the front. On his shield are Nordic Runes scrawled over it and Celeritate Et Indignatio is scrawled over the center of the shield.

Riding Draco the Alot, which is a creature that kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. It is wearing a space suit, armour made from locker doors, and a saddle.

There's a motorized turret on Draco's saddle, built from a gauss rifle modified to be belt fed.

Personal InformationEdit

A knight from an abandoned world with a C14 level of technology, who has been kidnapped and sent to the Paracelsus' Sword as a joke. Speaks in what he considers a "regal voice". Is otherwise apparently a completely forgettable character devoid of note.

Information so far revealed:

He lived as a sell sword with his wife and child. He was knighted for some reason and decided to join a Lord as a personal knight. He got taken from his home in the middle of the night while sleeping...some beer may have been involved.

will: His stuff goes to the Common Soldiers' Union on his death, this includes Draco the Alot.

After LurkerEdit

Sir Jackson II partners up with Christopher, kidnaps D'usse de Cognac, and lures STEPHEN HAWKING into coming to orgyverse. With their ship loaded full of booze, alots, and several pocket dimension remotes, the group sets off together in order to spread knowledge of STEPHEN HAWKING, get into many catgirl orgies, increase their dakka, and ultimately find Catgirl Prime. Many decades later one of the base units for their pocket dimensions is examined as part of routine maintenance. They open up the pocket dimension itself and find an ecosystem of inbred feral catgirls hunting herds of alots across fields of barley. The other pocket universes contain a variety of objects, many of which are alien in nature, as well as a photo album, mostly holding Polaroid images of genitalia, weapons, and weapons alongside genitalia, only broken up by a small assortment of pictures depicting unknown planets and alien lifeforms. The fate of the crew is unknown, and none of their pocket dimensions have been used in many years.

AttributesEdit

Stat Levels
Name Points Initial Total
Strength 0 0 +1 +1
Dexterity 0 0 +1 +1
Endurance 5 +1 0 +1
Charisma 0 0 0 0
Mind 5 +1 -1 0
Fate 0 0 0 0
Intuition 0 0 -1 -1
 
Skill Levels
Name Points Initial Total
Handiwork 0 0 0 0
Conventional 5 +1 0 +1
Unconventional 0 0 +2 +2
Exotic 0 0 -2 -2
Auxiliary 0 0 -1 -1
Medical 0 0 0 0
Gen.Knowledge 0 0 0 0

Has knowledge of how a Gauss Rifle works.

Wings on back

Increased strengfth

Resistant to physical trauma

InventoryEdit

Armor

  • MCP-I
  • Industrial Exosuit
  • Drop pod door shield (Ablative coating, built in camera and datapad, White Circle of Algis)

Weapons

  • Multi role weapon MK II [120/120]
  • Alot mounted Gauss Rifle turret [10/???]
    • Aims where Alot looks, fires when Alot bites on trigger.
    • Can also be aimed manually or remote controlled like a normal turret.
    • Belt fed
  • 4 Assault rifles from Trinity 3 + Ammo
  • Mythril Penetrator (30 cm bayonet)
    • Wrist-mounted
  • 1 Canine Synthflesh Gunner Bot
    • Modified to accept remote audio commands and transmit a video feed. Name "Gus" inscribed on side in illuminated script, all giant and fancy and curly. A dignified portrait under the name, complete with him smoking a pipe and quoting a line from Plato's Symposium: "If only there were a way to start a city or an army made up of lovers and the boys they love."
  • 2 daggers forged by Jim

Pets

  • Draco the Alot
    • space suit
    • lockerplate armour
    • Saddle
    • Smells like peaches

Other crap

  • Batteries
  • Plastic coated metal?
  • Ale
  • Nuts and bolts
  • Random tools
  • Crown worth of Baron
  • Cape worth of Baron
  • Binoculars
  • Wooden plate
  • Small tin box filled with low value coins
  • Several articles of rancid laundry
  • Coffee maker
  • Office supplies
  • A strange machine; It's quite large, maybe three feet wide and 2 tall with a square central section and two circular lobes coming out of either side. The only controls are a button and a knob with numbers 1 to 10. (Christmas Party 2013)

Not equipped

  • Lockerplate armour
  • MCP-I


Mission HistoryEdit

Last Levelup: 27

Mission 25
Mission 27 +5 End, +5 Common sense

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