Fandom

Einsteinian Roulette Wiki

Ryan Jorgensen

672pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Comment1 Share
Ryan Jorgensen
User Gentlefish
Gender Male
Age 47
Profession Exotic Mercenary
Role Unknown
First Mission 20 Gyromitra
Missions Survived 2
Reason assigned to HMRC Treason, Fraud
Status Inactive

While still alive, this character is no longer active in-game due to player inactivity.


AppearanceEdit

At Character CreationEdit

He looks like a platypus in that he's tiny, and his eyes are like a rhino's in that they're shitty.

Current, Out of ArmorEdit

Still mostly human, but both his arms are replaced with greenish yellow Haebi flesh.

In ArmorEdit

A standard MCP-I.


Personal InformationEdit

After being split from his twin sister after a rough divorce, Ryan tried to stay close. It was hard when she turned to crime. Ryan ended up an accountant for the HMRC Sword in the early days, crunching numbers on budgets and keeping the books clean. After he heard his sister was in stasis on-ship, he vowed to finally meet her. Reason assigned to HMRC: Purposefully mistallying a dollar on every credit and debit to the ship for 20 years, costing the ship hundreds of millions of dollars. Arrested for treason, plead guilty, and applied for ship "duty".

After LurkerEdit

Ryan, a former ARM member who served as a major contributor during the uplift efforts of the Mono-men, unfortunately attempts a coup. He tries to rally the mono-men under his own flag, preaching a doctrine of his own divinity and manipulating some with mind controlling spores born from his Haebi limbs. His rebellion is quickly, and violently, crushed before it can get off the ground and he, after a curt trial, is thrown into the Spider Universe. According to communications with the Sapient Spiders he is still alive, immortal thanks to his haebi biology, and has gathered a small but fiercely loyal group of supporters that have colonized his chest cavity.


AttributesEdit

Stat Levels
Name Points Initial Total
Strength 0 0 -1 -1
Dexterity 5 +1 0 +1
Endurance 5 +1 0 +1
Charisma 0 0 -2 -2
Mind 0 0 +2 +2
Fate 0 0 0 0
Intuition 0 0 0 0
Skill Levels
Name Points Initial Total
Handiwork 0 0 -1 -1
Conventional 0 0 0 0
Unconventional 0 0 -1 -1
Exotic 0 0 +2 +2
Auxiliary 0 0 -2 -2
Medical 10 +1 +1 +2
Gen.Knowledge 0 0 0 0

Haebi arm x2

InventoryEdit

Implants

Armor

Weapons

Pets

  • Miniature orangutan

Other Stuff

  • 0 Token

Mission HistoryEdit

Last levelup: Mission 23
Mission 20 Gyromitra
Mission 23

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.