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  1. Dubley Steptimus: A carton of bluesmokes
  2. Miyamoto De BergeracPiezoelectric Shard Launcher
  3. Pancaek Nilys: A case of Battle Stims, 3 of each kind.
  4. Jhoseph Whilkes: Avatar of war action figure
  5. Grate: A carton of Mellows
  6. Dern Hernau: Remote controlled tripod walker toy
  7. Lars: A nuke with little robotic legs. Probably sub-megaton.
  8. Jobasio Hootzal: A porno magazine, Issue 725 March 3455 
  9. Morul Migrurkeshin: A small robotic anatomical model
  10. Simulacrus "Simus" Ferratum-Inanis: A mechanical multi-tool. It's a complex set of actuators, mechanical parts, metal pieces and sensors. It will transform into a tool that can be used to manipulate any basic mechanical device.
  11. Charles Leroux: A Samus-style arm cannon
  12. Lyra Arden: A chess set
  13. Auron Kell: Green boxing gloves
  14. Milno Enedrasi: A jawbreaker candy thats a foot in diameter
  15. Felix Grant: A bag of man-nip
  16. Jack "Knight" Catar: A bottle of black pills
  17. Thomas Harrison: An apology letter. It appears to be an apology for an "Unexpected Manipulator incident resulting in the damage or destruction of one (1) place, One (1) village and countless (?) innocent lives." The details are a bit murky, it appears to have been written by someone who witnessed the event either from some distance or just heard about it. Huh.
  18. Dominika Novak: A t-shirt that reads "Dirty Elf" and shows a burning tree
  19. "Dark Angel": A towel
  20. Renen Averius von Raptum: a human skull that has been scrimshawed with countless names
  21. Marcius Rolande: A small glass vial with a biohazard symbol on it and a very good hermetic seal over the top.
  22. Feyri Nirel: Rotary gauss machine gun
  23. Flint Westwood: 10 claymore mines
  24. Steve Saint: A strange machine. It's quite large, maybe three feet wide and 2 tall with a square central section and two circular lobes coming out of either side. The only controls are a button and a knob with numbers 1 to 10.
  25. Anton "Blackeye" Chernozorov: A tree-shaped air freshener
  26. Xan: A very high quality katana
  27. Thaddeus: A supersoaker filled with cat piss
  28. Sean O'Derry: A modified laser rifle battery
  29. May: A full sized, fully decorated christmas tree
  30. Subject 19-3: James "Jim" Kelly: A high quality video camera, like the one used on Mission 6
  31. Teal the Arsonist: An electric guitar
  32. Denzel Gaunt: A metal baseball bat that, through a series of cables and a large battery, has been charged with a high electrical current.
  33. Stacy Buttle: An ancient spacesuit with a human skeleton in it
  34. Jack Hansan: A shotgun
  35. Dr. Maurice Sanctor: A box of animal cookies. Except they're shaped like horrifying lovecraftian monsters instead of normal animals.
  36. Skylar Niabs: A bazooka
  37. Hailfire: A box of extremely cheap wine
  38. Faith Valentine: A d20. It's a rather glorious d20. Big as your fist and apparently made of aluminum or something similar, for it is clearly metal but also pretty light. The edges on it are dangerously sharp and the numbers are embossed with a hard, angular font.
  39. Gorat "Chin" Ivanos: A coupon for a large Nyars Box
  40. Lerman Russ: A coupon for one question to be answered by Steve. It says "This coupon entitles the recipient to have one question answered by Steve. Steve makes no guarantees about anything having to do with his answer, including but not limited to: Clarity, Consistency, Veracity, vagueness, or level of sarcasm."
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