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ER Christmas event of 2014. This time Piecewise introduced players to his randomized potion generator with his traditional Christmas gift roulette.

Rules[]

There are 50 potions in front of you. You may choose ONE.  The vast majority of them are positive or neutral, but there might be one or two negative ones.

Duplicate potions could be picked, but only of ones that haven't been used in game yet.

Descriptions[]

Potion descriptions appear to be of certain visible color (or lack thereof), possibly containing particulate or suspended matter. They are held in containers, varying in form, color and material, type of seal, inscription (if any); sometimes there also are special properties like leaving stains wherever placed. After that comes consistency, smell and taste of the potion. It is unknown where the latter information comes from (from IC perspective) as all containers are presumed untouched before use.

It is currently unknown whether (if at all) the effects of the potion correlate with anything out of the potion description. Possibly the inscriptions matter.

Potions[]

Potion 1[]

Description: This potion is a very dark pink color with a thick slate pulp floating in it. It's held in a copper container shaped like flat edged rectangle with a wide, conical neck. The container is reasonably sized and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells sharp. It tastes of vanilla.

Test subject volunteer: Dubley Steptimus (Destroyed by nuke door)

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 2[]

Description: This potion is a cold white color with streaks of jade. It's held in a coiled ceramic bottle, coated with biege glaze. It's tiny and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a foamy consistency and smells smoky. It tastes of fresh bread and pumpkin pie.

Test subject volunteer: Ronald

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 3[]

Description: This potion is a dull sea green color. It's held in a bulbous ceramic jug, sloppily coated with ugly green glaze. It's reasonably sized and sealed with wax. The container has been carefully pained with an intricate floral pattern.

The fluid inside has a silky consistency and smells musty and of mint. It tastes of seaweed and , much more strongly, of coconut.

Test subject volunteer: Miyamoto de Bergerac

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 4[]

Description: This potion is a fetid amber color. It's held in a iron container shaped like a sharp edged rectangle with a sharp edged, pyramid shaped neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with a cork and a wax coating.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of baby powder and of medicine. It tastes of yogurt and alcohol.

Test subject volunteer: Jobasio Hootzal

Effect: You become an invisible bear. And invisibear rolls only [Bear: 5].

Potion 5[]

Description: This potion is a warm brass color. It's held in a green and yellow two lobed gourd. It is quite large and sealed with a cork..

The fluid inside has a waxy consistency and smells of vanilla and of acid. It tastes of candy corn and lemon.

Test subject volunteer: Zayne Cavanagh

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 6[]

Description: This potion is a dark purple color. It's held in a bulbous ceramic jug, coated with white glaze. It's unreasonably large and sealed with a twine wrapped wax seal. The image of a sickle has been carved on the side of the container.

The fluid inside has a gooey consistency and smells musty. It tastes of graphite.

Test subject volunteer: Jason Caldwell

Effect: Permanently transforms body of user into bluish metal and fire.

Potion 7[]

Description: This potion is a bright emerald color with a layer of blue-green lumps at the bottom. It's held in a silver container shaped like flat edged rectangle with a long wide mouthed neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with an animal fat plug.

The fluid inside has a oily consistency and smells of almonds and of wet earth. It tastes overwhelmingly of fabric and a hint of licorice.

Test subject volunteer: Jason Caldwell

Effect: User can see valuable objects as glowing points of light. Can detect objects through solid matter. 

Potion 8[]

Description: This potion is a multi-tone indigo color. It's held in a translucent, sky blue colored glass container shaped like a beaker with an extremely long and thin neck. The container is fist sized and sealed with a heavy, oversized glass plug with a spherical top.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells sweet. It tastes powerfully of sweat and copper.

Test subject volunteer: Sambo Jin

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 9[]

Description: This potion is a very dark aqua color. It's held in a orange water jug gourd. It is tiny and sealed with a cork restrained with twine..

The fluid inside has a lumpy consistency and smells pungent. It tastes of rotten meat and fat.

Test subject volunteer: Virrsai Dawa Maal Leeyes

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 10[]

Description: This potion is a dark turquoise color with a thick blue-green pulp floating in it. It's held in a brass container shaped like a cicada with a short, thin neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a honey-like consistency and smells of gasoline. It tastes of cola and butterscotch.

Test subject volunteer: Kyle Johnson

Effect: Grow a pair of clear (plastic?) beetle like wings on your back. Can be used for flying.

Potion 11[]

Description: This potion is a sickly cyan color with a layer of cyan shavings along the bottom. It's held in a bulbous ceramic bottle, sloppily coated with sky blue glaze. It's fist sized and sealed with a cork restrained with twine.

The fluid inside has a thickly viscous consistency and smells sharp. It tastes of bleach.

Test subject volunteer: Billy Sing

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 12[]

Description: This potion is a dull brass color with a crimson film across its surface. It's held in a green and yellow Chinese bottle gourd. It is quite large and sealed with a sticky mass of honeycomb..

The fluid inside has a syrupy consistency and smells of fresh bread. It tastes of bacon.

Test subject volunteer: Xan (But probably in The Doctor's posession)

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 13[]

Description: This potion is a pastel red color. It's held in a dark brown water jug gourd. It is absurdly small and sealed with a cork and a wax coating.

The fluid inside has a gelatinous consistency and smells of disinfectant and of flowers. It tastes of grapes and licorice.

Test subject volunteer: Jack Hansan

Effect: Causes skin to run away.

Potion 14[]

Description: This potion is a pure charcoal color with a layer of pink lumps at the bottom. It's held in a brass container shaped like a cicada with a thin, curving neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells rancid and of foulness. It tastes of charcoal and strawberry.

Test subject volunteer: Bartolomew Markov

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 15[]

Description: This potion is a dull white color with a turquoise crust along the top. It's held in a rough ceramic jug, coated with pale purple glaze. It's palm sized and sealed with an odd fleshy lump. A historical scene has been painted on the side of the container.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of burnt hair. It tastes of ash.

Test subject volunteer: Currenly none.

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 16[]

Description: This potion is a bright beige color with swirls and currents of purple fluid. It's held in a green and yellow flattened ovoid gourd. It is fairly large and sealed with a gold cap with tiny, multicolor gems around the edge.

The fluid inside has a silky consistency and smells earthy and of lemon juice. It tastes of fish oil.

Test subject volunteer: Currenly none.

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 17[]

Description: This potion is a translucent plum color with a fine silver powder suspended within it. It's held in a frosted, purple colored glass container shaped like a sphere with a very stubby, wide mouthed neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with a plant, which seems to have grown up, out of the fluid. It has CONTAMINO scratched into the glass on the bottom.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells earthy. It tastes overwhelmingly of root beer and a hint of pumpkin pie.

Test subject volunteers: Eddie Gracerei, Konrad Curtz

Effect: Causes a lump of goo to appear in the user's hand. This goo will expand and harden when thrown.

Potion 18[]

Description: This potion is a sickly blue color. It's held in a speckled, colorless glass container shaped like a flat bottomed sphere with a short, thin neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with a wooden plug. It leaves a small bloody puddle or stain wherever it is set.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells metallic. It tastes of apple and bile.

Test subject volunteer: Maurice Sanctor

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 19[]

Description: This potion is a neon blue-green color with crimson crystalline growths on the sides and bottom. It's held in a copper container shaped like a test tube with a sharp edged, pyramid shaped neck. The container is fist sized and sealed with a sticky mass of cobwebs.

The fluid inside has a gelatinous consistency and smells of fresh bread. It tastes of vanilla.

Test subject volunteer: Eddie Gracerei

Effect: Causes a rush of pleasant feelings, along with an odd disassociated feeling...as though you are unmoored in the universe.

Potion 20[]

Description: This potion is a warm crimson color. It's held in a brass container shaped like a round cornered rectangle with an extremely large, jar like mouth. The container is palm sized and sealed with a golden stopper carved to resemble a tiny king.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of fetid water. It tastes weakly of salt.

Test subject volunteer: Brother Lars

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 21[]

Description: This potion is a glossy orange color with streaks of jade. It's held in a silver container shaped like a ridged, sharp cut, diamond with a thin, curving neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with a metal cap.

The fluid inside has a chunky consistency and smells of garlic. It tastes of butterscotch.

Test subject volunteer: Ian Smith

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 22[]

Description: This potion is a disgusting violet color with swirls and currents of azure fluid. It's held in a beige Chinese bottle gourd. It is palm sized and sealed with a cork..

The fluid inside has a impossibly fluid consistency and smells of bile. It tastes powerfully of old cheese and cola.

Test subject volunteer: Anton "Blackeye" Chernozorov

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 23[]

Description: This potion is a neon goldenrod color with a fine plum powder suspended within it. It's held in a speckled, sky blue colored glass container shaped like a test tube with an absurdly long, tapered neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with a golden stopper carved to resemble a tiny king.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of chemicals. It tastes of olive oil and almonds.

Test subject volunteer: Tek

Effect: Complete painkiller. Turns user into green flame mummy king and summons dead from ground to serve. Allows the user to teleport from sand to sand.

Potion 24[]

Description: This potion is a cold green color. It's held in a smooth ceramic bottle, coated with red glaze. It's reasonably sized and sealed with a smooth river stone, wedged in place.

The fluid inside has a slimy consistency and smells foul and of an open sewer. It tastes weakly of cinnamon and fresh bread.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 25[]

Description: This potion is a pastel orange color with brass flakes suspended in it. It's held in a translucent, purple colored glass container shaped like a icosahedron with a wide, conical neck. The container is small and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a oily consistency and smells of death. It tastes of stale bread and, much more strongly, of strawberry.

Test subject volunteer: Han Thren

Effect: Causes a greenish glow to appear around the user's hands.

Potion 26[]

Description: This potion is a sickly cyan color. It's held in a tarnished iron container shaped like a wine bottle with a thin, curving neck. The container is fist sized and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a sticky consistency and smells of peppermint. It tastes of rotten meat.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 27[]

Description: This potion is a neon brown color. It's held in a translucent, colorless glass container shaped like a fat, round edged cylinder with a thin, curving neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with wax.

The fluid inside has a oily consistency and smells painfully spicy and of anise. It tastes powerfully of alcohol and , much more strongly, of snot.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 28[]

Description: This potion is a glossy smoke color. It's held in a badly scratched and worn iron container shaped like a flat bottomed sphere with a thin, spiraling neck. The container is small and sealed with a twine wrapped wax seal.

The fluid inside has a wriggling consistency and smells of decay and smoke. It tastes of plastic.

Test subject volunteer: Vincent Klart

Effect: Overwhelming feeling of ecstasy and euphoria.

Potion 29[]

Description: This potion is a metallic sepia color with a thick, molten, pink fluid flowing through it. It's held in a smooth ceramic bottle, crudely coated with gray glaze. It's palm sized and sealed with a metal stopper.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of death. It tastes of carrots and apple.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 30[]

Description: This potion is a translucent aquamarine color with a layer of slate lumps at the bottom. It's held in a yellow cylindrical gourd. It is reasonably sized and sealed with a piece of carved crystal.. The gourd has the word 'DEFLEO' painted its side.

The fluid inside has a thickly viscous consistency and smells spicy. It tastes overwhelmingly of fruit jelly.

Test subject volunteer: Ulrich Leland

Effect: Permanent. Flesh becomes more fragile and prone to fracturing and breaking apart rather than squishing or deforming.

Potion 31[]

Description: This potion is an opaque sea green color with swirls and currents of rosy fluid. It's held in a heavily tinted, fuchsia colored glass container shaped like a flat bottomed sphere with a thin, curving neck. The container is reasonably sized and sealed with a sticky mass of honeycomb.

The fluid inside has a creamy consistency and smells putrid. It tastes of strawberry.

Test subject volunteer: Auron Kell

Effect: It makes everything in a radius of a few hundred miles so fucking cold that all matter stops moving. User is excluded from effects.

Potion 32[]

Description: This potion is a translucent sepia color. It's held in a copper container shaped like an erlenmeyer flask with a sharp edged, pyramid shaped neck. The container is unreasonably large and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a sticky consistency and smells metallic. It tastes of snot and , much more strongly, of pasta.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 33[]

Description: This potion is a glossy goldenrod color with a thick sepia sludge along the bottom. It's held in a bulbous ceramic bottle, coated with white glaze. It's reasonably sized and sealed with a sticky mass of honeycomb. A large hand print has been plastered across one side in beige paint.

The fluid inside has a honey-like consistency and smells of disinfectant. It tastes of lacquer.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 34[]

Description: This potion is an opaque aquamarine color with a fine blue powder suspended within it. It's held in a aluminum container shaped like an egg with a very stubby, wide mouthed neck. The container is fairly large and sealed with an ornate metal stopper.

The fluid inside has a gooey consistency and smells earthy and smoke. It tastes of shellfish and peanut butter.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 35[]

Description: This potion is a dark chocolate brown color with aqua flecks suspended in it. It's held in a translucent, pink colored glass container shaped like an irregular, twisted shape with an extremely long and thin neck. The container is reasonably sized and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of gasoline and of burnt hair. It tastes of grapes and chalk.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 36[]

Description: This potion is a disgusting smoke color. It's held in a translucent, colorless glass container shaped like a test tube with an absurdly long, tapered neck. The container is fist sized and sealed with wax.

The fluid inside has a chalky consistency and smells medicinal and of lemon. It tastes of licorice.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 37[]

Description: This potion is a bright charcoal color. It's held in a white two lobed gourd. It is fairly large and sealed with a cork..

The fluid inside has a silky consistency and smells warm. It tastes of graphite and a hint of root beer.

Test subject volunteer: Simulacrus "Simus" Ferratum-Inanis

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 38[]

Description: This potion is a faded crimson color with bronze crystalline growths on the sides and bottom. It's held in a beige kettle shaped gourd. It is palm sized and sealed with a cork.. The gourd’s interior is coated in a thick, reddish lacquer.

The fluid inside has a thin consistency and smells sickening and of peppermint. It tastes of gristle and , much more strongly, of root beer.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 39[]

Description: This potion is a disgusting black color. It's held in a marbled, colorless glass container shaped like a coiled serpent with an extremely long and thin neck. The container is quite large and sealed with wax. It is embossed with the words 'OBDURO HODIE INVIDIA'

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells pungent and of burnt hair. It tastes of stone.

Test subject volunteer: Pancaek Nilys

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 40[]

Description: This potion is a bright aquamarine color. It's held in a badly scratched and worn copper container shaped like the body of a woman with a thin, curving neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with a cork and a wax coating.

The fluid inside has a creamy consistency and smells of disinfectant. It tastes very slightly of raw meat and carrots.

Test subject volunteer: Skylar Niabs

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 41[]

Description: This potion is a sickly smoke color with a layer of gray lumps at the bottom. It's held in a dark brown hour glass shaped gourd. It is palm sized and sealed with a faintly glowing shard of dull blue metal.. The gourd has the word 'CELEBRER' painted its side.

The fluid inside has a semi-solid consistency and smells sour. It tastes powerfully of stale bread and almonds.

Test subject volunteers: Flint Westwood, Jonathan Somerset

Effect: Makes you invisible.

Potion 42[]

Description: This potion is a cold amber color. It's held in a translucent, colorless glass container shaped like an erlenmeyer flask with an absurdly long, tapered neck. The container is small and sealed with a smooth river stone, wedged in place.

The fluid inside has a slimy consistency and smells of perfume and of vinegar. It tastes of broccoli and , much more strongly, of tomato.

Test subject volunteer: Kai Branden

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 43[]

Description: This potion is a faded brown color. It's held in a tarnished silver container shaped like a beaker with an extremely large, jar like mouth. The container is quite large and sealed with a heavy, oversized glass plug with a diamond shaped top.

The fluid inside has a gelatinous consistency and smells vinegary. It tastes of graphite.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 44[]

Description: This potion is a luminous azure color. It's held in a translucent, colorless glass container shaped like an hour glass with a long wide mouthed neck. The container is palm sized and sealed with wax.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells of solvents and of sweat. It tastes of fish oil.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 45[]

Description: This potion is a sickly brick color. It's held in a iron container shaped like a doughnut with a no neck, just a hole in the bottle. The container is palm sized and sealed with a cork.

The fluid inside has a foamy consistency and smells sharp. It tastes powerfully of blood and apple.

Test subject volunteer: Charles Leroux

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 46[]

Description:This potion is an iridescent olive color. It's held in a yellow two lobed gourd. It is reasonably sized and sealed with an ornate metal stopper.. The gourd has a string of jade beads wrapped loosely around it.

The fluid inside has a watery consistency and smells sweet and of sugar. It tastes of walnuts and chicken.

Test subject volunteers: Hasala NabinMichael Bayson

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 47[]

Description: This potion is a sickly orange color with aquamarine flakes suspended in it. It's held in a smooth ceramic bottle, coated with sky blue glaze. It's palm sized and sealed with a layer of what look like iridescent insect wings. The container is covered in small bumps or nodules.

The fluid inside has a honey-like consistency and smells sugary. It tastes overwhelmingly of beans.

Test subject volunteer: Thomas Harrison

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 48[]

Description: This potion is a pastel sea green color. It's held in a translucent, goldenrod colored glass container shaped like a icosahedron with a wide, conical neck. The container is fist sized and sealed with a twine wrapped wax seal. It is always slick and greasy to the touch.

The fluid inside has a impossibly fluid consistency and smells of vanilla. It tastes of rotten meat and milk.

Test subject volunteer:

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 49[]

Description: This potion is an opaque blue color with swirls and currents of black fluid. It's held in a bulbous ceramic bottle, coated with white glaze. It's tankard sized and sealed with a mass of itchy, blackish stuff, like a ball of spider legs.

The fluid inside has a silky consistency and smells sharp. It tastes of fresh bread and sand.

Test subject volunteer: Psmith Exerton, Steve Saint

Effect:Currently unknown.

Potion 50[]

Description: This potion is a disgusting beige color with a sky blue crust along the top. It's held in a translucent, colorless glass container shaped like a coffin with an extremely large, jar like mouth. The container is quite large and sealed with a cork. It feels sticky to the touch.

The fluid inside has a thin consistency and smells minty and of peppermint. It tastes of chalk and nothing.

Test subject volunteers: Taddok Find, Johnothen Bright

Effect:Currently unknown.

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